So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I've blown a few things in my day
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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