There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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