To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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