Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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