I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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