My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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