How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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