Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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