So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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