is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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