Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
