just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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