stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I wish life had little blips of pornography
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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