K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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