Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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