They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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