Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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