the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Randomize
