is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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