the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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