Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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