I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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