So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
