he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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