Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
