FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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