hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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