5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i think i just lost a toe
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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