just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
only if we run a train.
done.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You are the jesus of drinking
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