Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just had sex on a roof
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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