Please, let me fuck your mom
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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