I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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