I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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