So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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