yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
This baby is an asshole
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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