Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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