Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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