her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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