Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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