yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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