Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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