She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You just made me feel so damn special
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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