Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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