And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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