do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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