There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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