these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I FOUND THE LEGS
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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