So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
only if we run a train.
done.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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