she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
a search helicopter?!
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My vagina just clenched in fear
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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