she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
babies were throwing up all over the place
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Your penis caused this!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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